girlfriend

something your ass will never get

Mom: you have a girlfriend yet?
Me: no
Mom: Haha just reminding you
Me: Did you see you dad yet?
Mom: nigger

by bigoliymenkisser69 September 15, 2023

Girlfriend deprived

Not seeing, touching or talking to your girlfriend in so long.

I am so girlfriend deprived I haven’t kissed her in at least an hour

by Kelsey Anne January 7, 2023

Fuck your girlfriend may

during may people can fuck their girlfriend and be horny towards them. there is nothing their girlfriend can do about it

Yo bro its fuck your girlfriend may!
Bet.

by safasgaga May 13, 2024

Give your girlfriend attention

A day where you don’t IGNORE YOUR GIRLFRIEND and you give her attention

look it’s national give your girlfriend attention day!

by your_nan0 July 5, 2021

Girlfriend

A female who wants your money and leaves when you become poor.

My girlfriend is a gold digger

by JustADudeOnUrbanDicitionary August 5, 2020

Girlfriend

person that is a female and is yours forever. Goodluck dinguses. (no goodluck u newbs) teehee.

My girlfriend sucks bc i dont have one. Im 11 u dingus. hahahaha newb

by ur average school kid November 17, 2021

National kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day

March 11 Is national kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day

“National kick your girlfriend in the nuts day”

by Uemm March 5, 2025