Yo, I was fuckin this bitch last night, but I had to jerk it to get the leftover poison out. Yo Nigga, you got stink dick hands!
by Dfiaj December 14, 2018
Get the Stink Dick Handsmug. by Chickenlover77 October 9, 2016
Get the Big dick chillingmug. Something that sucks dick to the max.
Reaches a whole new horizon of "that sucks dick" like a city in the far.
Reaches a whole new horizon of "that sucks dick" like a city in the far.
by J-Rage March 12, 2007
Get the suck a dick citymug. When someone touches your dick, then, moments later, slaps you in the face with the same hand that touched your dick. Usually given by a PMSing chick.
Guy1: "Hey dude did you get to bone Maria last night?"
Guy2: "Nah dude. She started to give me a handjob but then slapped me and called me a manwhore."
Guy3: "Looks like you got an Indirect Dick Slap!!!"
Guy2: "Nah dude. She started to give me a handjob but then slapped me and called me a manwhore."
Guy3: "Looks like you got an Indirect Dick Slap!!!"
by Dunbar & Santiago July 14, 2010
Get the Indirect Dick Slapmug. A penis that is small when un-erect and might induce laughter if seen but is much bigger when erect.
Girl: "My, when I saw him steam room a few weeks ago, he definatly wasn't that big. He must just have a bad gym dick."
by Craigsy April 15, 2013
Get the Bad Gym Dickmug. A) A pejorative for a Roman. This term has its origins in the phrase "Dick Duck Fart"--a Roman motto (dic duc ferte) meaning say, lead, and bear. Rome's subjugated people referred to their conquerors as "Dick Duck Fuckers."
B) Possibly apocryphal texts suggest that the term had its origins in an incident involving a legionnaire and a Gaul. Like all Romans, the legionnaires would march through enemy territory chanting "Dick Duck Fart." As one especially savage soldier chopped a baby's head off, the mother screamed: "You're all dick duck fuckers!" making a mockery of the Roman battle cry. She was subsequently drawn and quartered.
B) Possibly apocryphal texts suggest that the term had its origins in an incident involving a legionnaire and a Gaul. Like all Romans, the legionnaires would march through enemy territory chanting "Dick Duck Fart." As one especially savage soldier chopped a baby's head off, the mother screamed: "You're all dick duck fuckers!" making a mockery of the Roman battle cry. She was subsequently drawn and quartered.
Mick: Bush and Obama are a couple of imperialist Dick Duck Fuckers.
Kassie: What does Dick Duck Fucker mean?
Mick: It's Latin.
Kassie: What does Dick Duck Fucker mean?
Mick: It's Latin.
by McMeddles February 28, 2014
Get the Dick Duck Fuckermug. by yermom198273930282 February 3, 2010
Get the alabama dick punchmug.