get your shit together

Be consistent

A.I do not eat meat because it's not ethical.

B.Do you eat fish ?

A.Yes

B.Is not fish living creatures either worthy of your so-called "ethical" attitude ?

A.Oh...

B.GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

by limaras March 21, 2010

sex n' shit relationship

Just sex, and shit, like pizza. No feelings, just sex and shit.

Copyright: K&K&Co.

I'm in a sex n' shit relationship with Kyle, Brandon, and Eric. Purely sex, and maybe some pizza afterwards.

by K&K&Co. May 1, 2014

a bitch on some real shit

not talking to other niggas OR bitches and is focused on you and check .

Damn I need a bitch on some real shit bruh

by moneeybabby March 2, 2017

Fucking gay ass shit

Whilst playing popular first person shooters and you lose to a fair fight, and are pissed about it. Thoust percieves it to be unfair and calls it Fucking Gay Ass Shit

*In an uncontrolled rage* WHAT THE FUCK?!? How did I lose that gun fight? That's fucking gay ass shit!

by An annoyed Fag August 13, 2016

Peter pan dat shit

An alternative statement to establish that you're going HAM. This phrase is used to refer to multiple levels of going hard, and plays on the Disney character's technique of "thinking happy thoughts". Once said person has declared they are "Peter panning dat shit" they must follow through with the action. The segment of the phrase "dat shit" refers to the action and can be established in context by the said person.

"Dude I'm feeling sick, I can't go out tonight."
"Just peter pan dat shit."

"So there's this girl at my work, she's super hot.."
"Bro, you can peter pan dat shit."

"I have a final due online tomorrow by midnight.."
"Well, you better peter pan dat shit."

by Sabribri November 13, 2012

BC Shit size test

The Bleach-Chicken shit size test is a test where you take a raw chicken wing, carefully remove the bone and fill it bleach. Then staple the pocket shut and take it to the bathroom when you have to shit. After the shit you shove the wing up your ass, if your shit failed, your ass will be too tight, and will force the bleach out of the wing, making your ass and the wing the same color. If it does pass, the wing will slide right in, and your asshole should remain pinker than the wing.

Damn, Henry just plopped a steamy that passed the BC test

Wow, that was a big one, I should check if it passed the BC shit size test

Oh no, my shit didn't pass the BC shit size test, now ill never get in the big stinkers club

by Number one much June 25, 2023

shit-drenched infant corpse

When a person crouches over a small dead infant and excretes their anal matter all over the child until it is drenched in fecality juices.

Bill - "What the FUCK are you doing?"
John - "Pulling the ole shit-drenched infant corpse."

by Johnson Pie January 8, 2008