reverse outed

When someone states that you are in fact straight when you are not.

Bob: I know John is straight
John: I just got reverse outed

by mantis_shrimp January 14, 2019

wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you

Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.

by Macktown January 14, 2019

Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018

Bite her out

When you latch onto the vag like a pitbull to get your way

She wouldn't blow me so I had no choice other than to bite her out

by scruwu June 14, 2018

Out of pocket

When someone does something outrageous

Me: When do you come back from vacation?

Out of pocket person: I come back Wednesday, I leave at 5am from.the cabin and work at 11am.

by Tacovia June 15, 2018

out of range

Out of your league

Rick: Tony, do you see that hottie over there?

Tony: Yeah, man. She's got a killer ass.
Rick: I'd date her, but she's way out of range.

by R0-GR40 June 20, 2018

Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.

dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.

by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018