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You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
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Fuck You Day

April 17th is “Fuck You Day”.

Make sure it is the first thing that is said right when you wake up, and make sure you use it at least 64 times throughout the day. Greet them with a “Fuck You” and make all your dreams come true!
Fuck you, Michael! How are you today? It’s a lovely day here in Misery. Happy Fuck You Day!
by BBBE_thatsme April 17, 2019
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you one of those

A person that can be lame at times or be a goofy. Usually names start with a T, C, M P.
They are big phone heads BTW.
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Flip you

A non-swearing way of saying f**k you.
Mike: You're a dumb crud!
Bob: Flip you!
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You

Go read a real dictionary you punk
by K-LA-K-Godrich September 13, 2019
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You

A big problem that soon will be gone so the world can have peace again.
Stop being such a ..... well,you
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You Femme

Him: how you livin bro?
Me: you know me bro just been kickin it you femme
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