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Tear dem shits up

To severely injure yourself (especially knees or ankles) in a way that might possibly require surgery while participating in sports such as basketball, football or parkour.
Many basketball fans, particularly in Memphis love to ridicule Zion Williamson for the injuries and weight issues that caused him to miss a significant number of games but fail to mention how high flying Ja is only one dunk away before he'll tear dem shits up himself just like in the 2022 playoffs.
by He-ro October 24, 2022
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MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

if the SHIT SANDWICH doesn't FEEL RIGHT STOP!!!
Trying to stop C0PR0PHILIA from ANAL ALAN as the MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH will keep bringing you to the in HO SPIT a BULL SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS where once you SWALLOW SHIT it is going more SOUTH as a REAL UNSHIT SANDWICH that stays NORTH for awhile is the best bend as ANAL ALAN you need to stay away from GEORGIA or LADY "GAGA" is a BAD ROMANCE as to deal with her pet MONKEY JOANNE who messES(EAT SHIT) with GERMS all the time in EATILY is your bound to get the same good old fashioned "trying to convert a FAGG0T to straight" don't bring SHIT to my ITALIAN RESTAURANT or you will TING TING indefinitely with the TOILET or I TO LET as the MAFIA PACIFICO PASTA throw up program is in place which being sick for two days vomting in NEW YORK CITY and no they are not( DOING FINE but DOING DIRT), as it is a know TAE picnic , "as is that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is EATING just BUTTER ON HIS PASTA tonight while the CLEOPATRA MY LADY PROSTITUTE VIOLATORS are EATING the MARINARA EMETIC SPAGHETTI SAUCE AND MEATBALLS.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022
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Get Shit Done Day

The day you say no to everything else and complete work planned.
All week I've been interrupted and pulled into meetings. I've scheduled a Get Shit Done Day for Thursday to block all of that out and complete what I need to for upcoming deadlines.
by dmr83457 November 17, 2021
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Behind the curtain ass shit

A devious act towards another person to intentionally sabotage them.
My buddy brandon did some behind the curtain ass shit when he gave me his shirt with a shit stain on it before we out in public.
by J’Ville Jolter November 18, 2021
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Snake that shits perfect rats.

1. Someone or something that participates without adding anything of substance.
Person 1: "Dude, the only thing Lenny added to the presentation was stupid transition effects."

Person 2: "I know, talk about a snake that shits perfect rats."
by Johnrad March 22, 2022
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Can you shit pink

Can you shit pink, meaning its a no and never going to happen.
Someone: Can you do this for me?
Me: Can you shit pink?
by Danr1708 January 26, 2022
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Raw dog the shit out of it

To do something unprepared or without prior knowledge.
Friends: Did you study for that test?
Me: No, I am just going to ‘raw dog the shit out of it’.
by a_dumb__boy February 4, 2022
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