walking boner

A very hot bitch, which in most cases causes a hard on.

That chick Dakota has a rocking body, she's a walking boner.

by Canonball_DGeorge March 15, 2007

Boner Status

When a girl is lookn hott as fuck and she is fuck-able material

1. Damn bro, girl is boner status

by MASTER BLOWNSKI July 16, 2009

Later Boners

Lat·er Bon·ers (noun) Any multiplayer game (such as Little Big Planet or Super Mario Bros. Wii) wherein one player can sprint ahead and cause the death of his "teammates".

So named because of the tendency of people to yell "Later boners!" to their friends as they leave them behind.

"I was playing Later Boners with my friends the other night and they kept killing me off because I was too slow to keep up. I hate being the boner."

by Real Namerson February 22, 2012

Boner Wiggle

Posture used when a person is gloating. The person has their body errect and moving side to side bragging about things that their friends do not have.

Danny bragged to his single friends, saying "I have a girlfriend," while closing his eyes and doing his boner wiggle.

by Jenn Hoffmaster June 25, 2007

hair boner

when a hair on the back of your head sticks up

a guy with a chunk of hair sticking up on the back of his head which is called the hair boner

by brittane terry February 03, 2009

passion boner

When a man gets a boner by just kissing the one he loves.

My wife kissed me passionately on the lips for almost ten seconds. When she finally pulled away I had a passion boner.

by jaxpavan August 11, 2012

Spicy Boner

Erect penis of ethnic origin. Origins usually consists of counties whose indigenous foods are known to be of a 'spicy' nature.

Changs' spicy boner number 4 sauced all over her face, absolutely glazing the bitch.

by Don't Give Me AIDS September 11, 2010