Willy Pete

The act of shitting in anothers mouth, then them returning the favor by putting it back inside your ass via AssToMouth

I got a Willy Pete from Robbie Ransom last night

by like50somalians November 25, 2010

steam boat willy

Someone who’s book smart but lacks the common knowledge. Tends to be goofy looking and you can tell from a distance that they are a different breed:0

“Hey did you see that guy, total steam boat willy”

by Carly rivers October 5, 2020

washington wet willy

It's when a female is performing oral sex on a male, or male on male..., and just as the male is about to ejaculate he sticks his penis in the performers ear -wet willy- and ejaculates all in their ear.

This chick was giving me a blowjob one night, and i gave her a washington wet willy! She loved it.

by Chris Davids April 29, 2007

Prada-Willy syndrome

A condition where women are not interested in a man's willy unless he can keep her in Prada. Epidemic in some parts of London.

Not to be confused with Prader-Willi syndrome - http://www.thearc.org/faqs/pwsynd.html

"I think my luck's in there, mate."
"No chance. She's got Prada-Willy syndrome, she has."

by Cheesewhiff July 21, 2008

Boxcar Willie

a guy or girl that snorts coke.

He/She was riding the rails like Boxcar Willie.

by Terri Yaki August 1, 2005

Willy Waving Contest

Description given to an all male Tory leadership contest, where the candidates try to impress voters at conservative hustings by trying to out do each other by trying to be bigger and better than each other on all subjects.

They may be impressive at hustings, but the general public find it sad and embarrassing

"Boris and Hunt have turned this leadership contest into a Willy waving contest" - Emma Barnett, BBC 5live

by Charno July 1, 2019

Willy Wonka curse

How everything tastes like blueberries after chewing Juicy Fruit Juicy Secret. (Named after Violet turning into a blueberry after chewing gum in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

Guy 1: So, you like the food?

Guy 2: I don't even know! I still have the Willy Wonka curse from that stupid gum!

by XblackXheartedXbeautyX April 5, 2011