Slap Cannon

Incredible powerful speaker system that can blow out ear drums and car windows. Capable of shaking the very ground you stand on.

WTF was that?

That man got some slap cannons blowing out everyones windows.

by cabdragon333 August 30, 2009

Jack-slap

Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

1. What if I jack-slap him

2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude

3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped

by Dacatoa May 23, 2018

bitch slap

When you slap a bitch for bein' a bitch, commonly confused with the pimp slap, a bitch slap is more in the elbow.

Mm'm no you didn't, now you really gon' get a bitch slap *takes hoops out*

by Hytru July 28, 2023

crotch slap

When your walking and someones hand accidentally swings into your crotch.

*guy swings his arms while he walks*
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE

by be boop dap dup April 24, 2014

slip slap

When a female (or male) gives a male a hand job using an excess amount of lotion or lube. Usually administered when one is too lazy to perform sex or oral sex. Term is used due to the "slipping" and "slapping" sounds made when ones hand is vigorously working the lotion/lube covered penis.

I gave Chris a slip slap this morning because I was too tired to give him head.

by tootus April 28, 2010

nut slap

To rub your nuts with your hand and slap somebody. If done to a fucktard the correct term is fucktarded.

Slap!...u have just been fucktarded

by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 13, 2004

beaver slap

When a woman takes her overly-loose pussy lips and binds them together with yarn. After her lips are bound, she then proceeds to "slap" them against her partner's eye in a backhanded motion until one of her partner's eyes swells completely shut...arrrrgh...pirate style!

The impact of Jenny's beaver slap rendered Jerry's right eye useless.

by assclown23 April 04, 2003