Virgin Iphone

An iphone that has never been jailbroken, or unlocked.

Guy: Shit fuck piss! My cunt ass iphone broke and apple wont replace it!
Fat ass soccer mom bitch: Thats what you get for summoning the devil to make it sinful!

Other guy: im still got a virgin iphone
Guy: *Chopping the shit out of fat as soccer mom bitch*

by KILL ALL SOCCER MOMS March 22, 2010

Relationship Virgin

A noun describing a person who has never even been in a relationship with a significant other.

Have you heard about Fred's love life? He's a relationship virgin. They're too scared of his crazy-eyes to look him in the face!

by Firestorm185 June 28, 2019

Virginity Slayer

Some one who has claimed the virginity of at least 6 girls before his/her 9th grade year.

The guy you wish you were.

The nick name every guy works for.

"Have you heard about Dennis?!, I heard he has became a virginity slayer!"

"The awkward moment when your dad claims to have been a virginity slayer".

Kamon T. Grace.

by xDrizzi April 27, 2012

Anal Virgin

something guys who are too pussy to try anal are

he/shes an anal virgin

by skrecko May 27, 2019

Eternal Virginism

Eternal virginism is a title given to someone who has no personality, holds anti-LGBT values, and masterbates to Flo in progressive commercials.

You see that guy who has confederate flags on his car? He has Eternal Virginism in his blood.

by Birb with Wisdom June 11, 2020

thai virgin

A Thai prostitute, heavily advertised by tuk-tuk (or saamlaaw) drivers to foreigners. This individual is not a virgin, unless they are reconstituted as virgins every hour.

"You want Thai virgin?"
"I show you Thai virgin"

by Bangkoker February 2, 2006

Virgin of the Guadalupe

While scowering the back alleys of Mexico City for a nefarious crackwhore, one happens upon a misleading prositute who claims to be a virgin. One then proceeds to a supposed defloweration while vociferating ten Hail Mary's to absolve oneself of all sins, past and present.

Upon an ill-fated journey of skullduggery, while vacationing in Mexico City, I found myself in need of redemption; so I gave that skank, carpetbagging slit a motherfucking Virgin of the Guadalupe.

by Stirling Hamilton and John DeCroce August 25, 2007