a term used for a group of two or more people walking in front of you who are walking really slow, and you are having trouble getting around them because the walkway is too narrow and/or there are people walking in the opposite direction, and it enrages you so much you think they are conspiring against you.
Tedward: those fatasses were walking in front of me and i just couldn't get around them
Olaf: i know exactly what you're talking about. united fronts suck!
Olaf: i know exactly what you're talking about. united fronts suck!
by Saparmurat December 3, 2010

ONE WHO IS UTTERLY AND FULLY IN A STATE OF MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HURTING USUALLY CAN BE SPOTTED HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO NO QUITE "GET IT" CARTOONS,PUPPETS,LEGOS etc
by J-Verbal Tha "Werdologist"" March 28, 2005

A country that is accused of being rednecks, hippies, and fat bastards, and total complete idiots. Think about this though if we were idiots could i actually type like this without spelling mistakes, could we have some of the most powerful companies on the face of the earth, could we have one of the most powerful armed forces on the face of the earth. The government spends over 425 billion dollars a year on the US military, for training and weapons and some people wil have their opinions about that but its to protect us. Their budget surpasses some small countries. For example if we were idiots and fatasses would we have been able to do what we have done?, the internet, th atomic bomb, the space shuttle, services for the poor. Somebody tell me if im wrong common.
how many countries, people, cultures and ither things have we saved from certain anhillation? All the people from other countries on this website who talk about us have either have never been here or are just being prejudice and formulating opinons (cough...britian or other european countries) without us you would either be communist or nazi. We win every conflict we engage in that cant be said about most other nations.
Why do brits spell tire like tyre?
Why do brits spell tire like tyre?
by USA IS BETTER THAN U February 8, 2007

what you would call the stages of arousal that happen between two people at the same time, hence the word united.
the presidents of the united states of arousal
we gazed into each other's eyes and could feel each other's united state of arousal.
we gazed into each other's eyes and could feel each other's united state of arousal.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

by airbus320neo August 27, 2017

a: "Accoding to a study, all people that are left handed are Communists".
B: Where did you get that information? The University of the United States?
B: Where did you get that information? The University of the United States?
by CaixaCaixa April 4, 2010

The US has been involved in 90% of wars since WWII
Over 40% of the American population is morbidly obese
The United States of America is Mcdonaldsland
Over 40% of the American population is morbidly obese
The United States of America is Mcdonaldsland
by Doctorproctor127 April 12, 2019
