Unicorn Puke

Something very vibrant and colourful, but nevertheless, is still puke.

These colours don't mix at all. It looks like unicorn puke.

by Diriector_Doc February 18, 2022

bermuda unicorn triangle

When your friends tell you to stop fucking your ex, except she takes it in the ass to keep you around.

UR bro: dump that bitch she's nuts!

You: But... (bermuda unicorn triangle)

by anonymous February 18, 2022

Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.

“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”

by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022

Unicorn Points

Any player that scores over 7.5 points against Meli on any given matchday

Of course Brownhill comes up with 35 unicorn points against Meli

by UncornPoints101 March 6, 2022

Trojan Unicorn

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.

We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.

by Mateo_Harveez August 17, 2021

Bloody Unicorn

This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.

Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?

Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.

by JewSlayer69420 September 4, 2021

Unicorn

A very rare hard to find once in a lifetime Kind of man that is wealthy, nice, and respectful, & gives freely & doesnt get pissed or expect anything in return. A man who actually just wants to help. Every sugar baby's DREAM.

yall! Its goin down! I FINALLY FOUND A UNICORN after my 29yrs of existence on this earth. !!! :) #WeAintBrokeNOMore

by BunnyNextDoorXO June 3, 2021