creepy uncle excuse

when someone uses a creepy excuse to try and touch you
josh: its ok bro were really close
ryan: nah bruh thats creepy uncle excuse
by totallynotjjne April 29, 2023
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The worlds your uncle

Another hybrid of two common sayings, this rarely heard only by those in the highest echelons of society
by Uncleboozer August 23, 2019
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Ur uncle bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. When used in a back-and-forth of "ur mom gay" and "no u" -type arguments, it is the ultimate combo-breaker of all combo-breakers. When first stated, it will leave your opponent so shocked and surprised that they will be unable to comprehend your sheer awesomeness as they are suddenly launched into space. Asteroids collide at the mere whisper of this career-ending insult.
Jim: Ur mom gay
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur uncle bisexual
Jim: *startled - dies - head explodes - body launched into space - freezes - crushed and sandwiched by two asteroids*
by Fear my Contagious Gay March 17, 2018
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ur uncle :v

something my friend uses ALOT which has grown on us too.
oh and shes lesbian.
eg. who is that LMAOO PLEKLDKNLFKJD

my friend: ur uncle :v
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Ur uncle garfunkel

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.
1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel
by Nitspike March 20, 2018
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uncle paul nightmare

a term used to describe the total and absolute disgust and/or dislike of anything generally accepted as fun, desirable, loving and exciting.
Most people love the beach, the warm weather and a good margarita , but it is an uncle paul nightmare to Johnny.
by sageisms January 03, 2018
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Ute uncle barryed

When you bust a nut so hard your soul gets sucked into the ute
My boyfriend got ute uncle barryed last night after I gave him a blowjob
by Chubby onion's January 02, 2021
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