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Crib Troll

Any baby that has little to no hair, makes many random and odd babbling sounds, and looks impish in a diaper. Usually found sitting or standing in a crib just sounding and looking odd, like a small troll. May have staring habit as well and funny teeth.
Dick : "So I met this chick I've been talking to invited me over the other day, I wanted to date her until I saw and heard her crib troll.."

Johnson : "Whats a crib troll man?"

Dick : "Just a strange looking baby man, the kind thats weird to see and sounds impish."
by Mr & Mrs White Owl March 5, 2014
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Troll Donkey

A person who Trolls not only online but also in public and makes an ass of themselves.
Mike just can't help but be a Troll Donkey whenever we are at the store.
by Tom Slagmore March 14, 2018
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Carol Trolling

The art of finding a random group of carolers and joining them with an extremely annoying instrument (such as a vuvuzela or kazoo) and/or singing along way off the original key of the song.
Some carolers passed by my house the other day and I joined them by playing my facemelting "O Holy Night" kazoo solo. It was a successful carol trolling adventure.
by jayfrank December 27, 2011
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Troll Toe

Jack Whitehall's shit troll costume had a bulge in it.
*jack walks onto stage in his shitty costume*
*audience laughs*
Jack: "Why are you looking down there?"
Also Jack: "Wha- I have a camel toe!!!!!!!" *audience laughs more*
Also Also Jack: "Stop it! No! DO NOT look at my troll toe!" *covers bulge with his wooden club*
by TheSwaggyHobo June 27, 2019
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troll edit

Example of a troll edit

Cows produce milk when they are sexually aroused.
by frabrizio December 28, 2017
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tailgating troll

tailgating troll...A person who makes the rounds when people are tailgating at sporting events or concerts,who is too cheap to bring their own food or booze.Usually crashing the party like they are friends with someone in your group...but they are NOT..They then proceed to help themselves to the food and beverages supplied.
Who the hell was that drinking all our beer and eating all our brats!?!I dont know,must have been a tailgating troll..damnit...
by caline March 26, 2014
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Homework Trolling

‘Homework trolling’: typically a one line contradictory or otherwise provocative statement requiring the recipient to research and explain an issue for the troll, using information available to anyone(i.e., do their homework for them). Can be motivated by the same reactiveness that underlies ‘contempt prior to investigation’, or by a wish to make the recipient dance for them.
That guy could easily read the linked article if he wants to know whether the quote was taken out of context. He’s just homework trolling you by demanding you show him it wasn’t.
by SeattleMnM December 1, 2018
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