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Q-tip

That thing that will completely ruin your ears if you put it in them, but you still do anyway
I put Q-tips in my ears too many times, now I'm deaf in my left ear!
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smeg tip

The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.
Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.
by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020
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flakey tip

when your semen dries up inside the tip of your penis, causing excruciating pain.
So Ed, Whats wrong?

Well doc, I got a flakey tip you see.

Oh shit. I see why you booked an emergency appointment.
by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019
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tip

OH SHIT THEM TWO BIG BITCHES JUST TIPPED ON THAT LIL ASS GIRL
by lai. May 27, 2021
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Concorde tip

A slender penis that tapers in a downward direction towards the tip much like the Concorde jet
He has a great job, has handsome good looks and treats me like a queen but I just can't look past that concorde tip
by Nicotharappist October 9, 2022
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Jimmy tip

by 𝓢.𝓛 February 5, 2021
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Q-tip

Old people. Skinny body topped with fluffy white hair.
I'm stuck behind a car full of q-tips, so I'm running late.
by aerozeppelinn August 11, 2015
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