Thumb bum

An occurrence when a "friend" or coworker asks for a free ride home.

Person 1: So, what part of town are you headed?

Person 2: I am going to the downtown area.

Person 1: I live near there! Do you mind giving me a ride home?

Person 2: No. I know you ask other employees the same favor. Quit being a thumb bum!

by Wrennfield August 19, 2022

Kentucky Thumb

A Sex Position involving shoving your thumb as far down a persons throat as possible. make sure to use a shirt for extra protection.

I'm giving her the Kentucky Thumb tonight! NO SLAP ROUNDS REQUIRED.

by John_Stamos_xxx May 20, 2021

Toe thumb

The thumbs monkeys have on their feet so they can climb trees.

I've never heard Brachydactyly type D get called a "toe thumb" before. Toes do not look like that. Average people's thumbs look more like toes than thumbs with Brachydactyly type D.

Monkey feet are so cute! Look at its little toe thumb.

My toes do not look like Megan Fox's thumbs. She has baby thumbs. Not toe thumbs.

by chFree77 December 2, 2024

Kentucky Thumb

putting your thumb in a girl's vagina while she is on her period to stop the bleeding

My girlfriend wanted to sit on my face last night but she was on her period, so I gave her the Kentucky thumb and ate her ass instead.

by drunkfish45 May 20, 2021

dubani thumb piano

A flicking motion of the pussy with two thumbs as if you were texting or playing a Dubani Thumb Piano

Last night I gave my girl the best Dubani Thumb Piano she'd ever had!

by therealconnorgriffith June 18, 2017

john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024

thumbs up

usually used by people that have massive daddy issues

amber is looking forward for a thumbs up from her teacher as she never had a father figure lmao

by letmemotheryou May 23, 2022