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Me: (Searches up Youtube)
Urban Dictionary: A website that is owned by Google that has absolutely terrible copyright rules, thanks to the DMCA.
Me: What the heck Youtube is awesome its the best website for videos on the planet who cares about the copyright rules anyway
by laser_fox March 9, 2021
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urban dictbate

When a definition posted on urban dictionary tackles a serious issue, and gives it a legitimate definition, thereby taking it too seriously. People post counterdefinitons, thinking the first guy was wrong or whatever, and also take things too seriously for a f*CKING FREE ONLINE SLANG DICTIONARY. The cycle perpetuates, creating a debate among definitions.
Dude: I dont think zionism is right. I'm gonna mess with those jews and post a REAL definition of Zionism on UD.
*posts definition*

Zionist/Jewish Reader: Yo! This dude posted a definition for zionism thats totally anti-semitic! I'll show him and post a REAL definition of zionism!

And this goes on and on, creating an urban dictbate
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urban squatted

To foresee a potential portmanteau or catch phrase by data mining search engine popularity of words in attempt to be the first person to submit the particular word or phrase to Urban Dictionary for bragging rights.
John was such a persistent urban squatter that when the news came that "n00b" and "slumdog" were contenders for the millionth word in the English language, he instantly logged on Urban Dictionary and urban squatted "slumdog n00b."
by Duhnilo June 11, 2009
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Urban Dickride

When someone enters a definition of their friend or crush's name to urban dictionary for the sole purpose of flattery or getting into their pants.
There goes John again posting an Urban Dickride about Melissa. He must really want to get in her pants!
by Jclub888 January 12, 2016
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Urban Landmine

The booby trap left behind when your dog defecates on the sidewalk and his stool is the same color as the concrete.
Walking through Canton, I'm usually very careful to avoid all the dog shit, but every once in a while I get caught by an urban landmine.
by UrbDickler June 12, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where every word has to do with something sexual.

started in 1999 and was good up until 2003 when stupid teens on drugs decided to define their made up sex words.
Person 1: wanna read some urban dictionary definitions so we can get help on our english homework?
Person 2: bro we're gonna get in trouble all the definitions have something to do with sex
Stupid teenager that overheard conversation: LOL u mean Urban DICKtionary?
by dsdfdsd October 24, 2019
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Urban dictionary

A place where kids see things they are not supposed to see
by someoneelse222 January 31, 2021
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