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The Mrs Johnson Show

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her experiences about herself falling. Literally.
Ladies and gentlemen, The Mrs Johnson Show! Hosted and directed by Mrs Johnson!”
by ACTethx September 26, 2020
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Hayes Johnson

The most amazing boyfriend ever!!!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well, you will be soaking wet!!!
"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1
by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019
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boris johnson

sexier than toby by a smidge.
by bigman766 July 14, 2021
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Carson Johnson

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.
Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
by anonymous April 23, 2024
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Top My Johnson

A Form Of Oral Sex (Giving Head), Term Made Popular By Juju Balla
She Was Boutta Top My Johnson At The Crib.
by Unknown219988482 September 21, 2021
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Reece Johnson

The hottest most badass guy ever
Reece’s puffs Reece’s puffs peanut butter chocolate flavour - Reece Johnson
by Killer keen star 69 July 14, 2018
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long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.
Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat
by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016
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