Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

First Monday

1) The day before work day.

2) The day people start thinking about work.

Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."

by Usermin November 6, 2012

First Law of reddit

reddit>sleep.

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?

by AnonIthink September 7, 2013

first junction wonder

the act of starting a non-competitive cycling event from the first junction after the race has started in order to avoid the sometimes extortionate entry fees

That bai just pulled a first junction wonder, what a scumbag!
Lets frown and be resentful in his general direction

by dsm83 June 20, 2011

Will You Be My First?

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"

WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."

by Barney Calhoun Clone 3045 January 17, 2023

First of February

Kiss someone pretty/beautiful today

Kiss someone you think is pretty/beautiful

On the First of February

by Hdgdvsjz👍👍 January 30, 2023

First-hand Boy

A boy who's having a girlfriend for the first time in his life.

When he doesn’t have an ex-girlfriend.

You're lovely precious first-hand boy!

by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023