clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.
If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!
by crazycookie123 August 07, 2017
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touched naughties

bob: so, how'd far you get?

derek: yeah, we touched naughties

bob: you sly fox!
by lucyyyyyy December 03, 2008
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Touch my woomy

Stems from suck my woomy. Tmw when abbreviated.

Only the best of ships use this against each other.
Suck my woomy, do it.”
“Touch my woomy, do it.”
Lick my woomy, do it.”
by AshlieKetchum May 29, 2018
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touch ons

When you kiss and touch someone like a girlfriend..to fool around with someone because you like each other
Reyes: Hey, Mario are you going out with Alejandra this weekend?
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!
by Kozeone June 01, 2019
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safe touch

Consensual, non threatening, pleasurable contact between two consenting adults. No cohesion.
I'm dying for some safe touch.
by Meow meow kitty cat March 17, 2018
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UMMMM... WTF WHY'D YOU SEARCH THIS???!!! (it means clapping someone in their balls or cheeks)
imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.
by TheRedDinoSaur December 30, 2024
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touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks
whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker
by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022
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