squirrels

dangerous creatures living around the world. they will not hesitate to harm /k1ll you. they will chase you to the ends of the earth and rip open your car door to attack you. they are highly venomous and less then a drop of their venom can leave millions unalived. there's no way to tame them or get away from them.

"squirrels are scary, man." -tom holland

by v_koshi May 07, 2022

Squirrel

When you put a guys balls in your cheeks

John: wanna squirrel

Cindy: what’s that
John: put my balls in your cheeks

by Peeeebis September 24, 2019

squirrel

means cute

look a t that dog its squirrel

by Shinuffle Puffa May 09, 2021

exploding squirrel

when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.

A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.

by applejuice time January 09, 2018

squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you

I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease

by Dasez September 14, 2017

Plowing the SQuirreL

Writing SQL code...

SQuirreL as being an acronym for SQL and the act of plowing refers to both structuring or getting the data...

When you write SQL you essentially prepare data or structure data...

1st person: Dave's eyes look really tired today...
2ne person: No wonder, he's been plowing the SQuirreL all day.

by d3ngar December 17, 2009

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; A phrase to say when someone says a phrase in the wrong context.

"That was the wrong antique squirrel!"

by Skully X_X June 01, 2018