happy pee

When a man cums from his penis.

I am about to "happy pee" on your face.

by 7even January 28, 2008

happy box

A way to bribe kids into doing things for you, usually for girls.

Get me a cup of tea and you can get something from the happy box.

by Mikhail Alexander November 19, 2011

happy dog

when a male wearing boxers has his penis in a bad position then leans over and shakes a leg, thus having it fall down into one of the legs of the boxers.

Did you see him being a happy dog?

by Nick June 21, 2004

happy together

people who are happy when they are together

Me and tori are in love and are happy together!

by blayney May 23, 2006

happy hay

One of many slangs for marijuana.

Tom want to smoke the happy hay.

by hailjh May 13, 2005

Happiness merchant

The person who supplies all the nitrous oxide at the party.

*Condent hands Alex a balloon of nos*
*Alex consumes balloon*
Alex: Yo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Condent: OIII I'm the happiness merchant!!!

by Condent March 17, 2021

Happy Cola

An awesome candy made by Haribo shapped in bottles that tastes like a cola (such as Coke or Pepsi.

I'm eating some Happy Colas that I stole from Rite Aid...... Nigga.

by Mr.Cavity April 7, 2009