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Dan Lakajev

That dudes a Dan Lakajev
by tomotron96 March 9, 2022
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Dan Schneider

A HORRIBLE person that hired a convicted pedophile to be on set with little girls showing their feet
AAAAND hes probably a discord mod
Someone: why do you hate Dan Schneider so much?
Me: *reads this definition out*
by cloudydayz88 May 15, 2024
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Dan salad

A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan
Dan has yet again made his famous Dan salad
by Dr wurm February 25, 2024
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Dirty Dan and the boohoos

Dirty Dan and the boohoos couldn’t even put out a dumpster fire
by Ron Rico August 24, 2023
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Dan Jones'd

When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.
Hey wanna see me Dan Jones'd myself and crash every fucking car I buy on the day I buy it?
by M_j_c October 16, 2020
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Dan

(Verse 1)
He's just Dan, and he's got a grand 'stache,
People stop and stare, they just can't match,
Everywhere he goes, he's the talk of the town,
With his stylish 'stache, he never wears a frown.

(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.

(Verse 2)
From the tips of his lip, to the curl on his face,
Dan's moustache brings a certain grace,
He walks with swagger, confidence in his stride,
Mogging all the others, he's got nothing to hide.

(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.

(Bridge)
With each twirl and twist, he asserts his reign,
In the world of 'staches, he'll always reign.
So if you see him passing by,
Tip your hat to Dan, with his 'stache so spry.

(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.
Dan - Pes patrón.
by levuzzzzAgain February 27, 2024
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pull a dan the man

To make the love sign with your hands. Which is when you stick up your thumb, pointer finger, and pinky. Then keep he ring and middle fingers down.
Let's all pull a Dan the Man in the picture! It will be amazing.
by pinky1 February 25, 2008
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