take stock of shit

An individual, unbiased, end-of-life assessment and summation of what it's all been for and what it all means, if anything.
When he awoke from his stroke, the old dude had a moment of clarity. As he spoke, I listened to him take stock of shit; then he said, 'time to go'. And it was...
by YAWA July 03, 2017
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take that back leorio

basically an angry man with a fear of spiders getting offended by someone his age but looks like hes 40, hes mad bc leorio said "haha kurta clan go brr" now they have an epic fight scene on a ship : D
koorapikaa: take that back leorio!
*door opens as leorio is ready to leave*
leorio: ...
kurapika: i said take that back.. >:(
leorio:...
leorio: its Mr. LeOrIo
kurapika: grrrrr >>>:(
*character development scene : D *
by kurapikas_chains December 28, 2020
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can't take a hint

Can't understand an innuendo, or can't connect the ideas and find out that there's an implicit meaning there.
I was acting uninterested the whole time and even avoiding him, but the flirty boy can't take a hint.
by GBalan July 17, 2011
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Yous Taking Gear?

Scottish term, used to ask an individual if they are taking cocaine. Commonly heard at parties or in the local bars.
"Standing at a party in the kitchen, someone pops their heed roon the door and they shout HAW YOUS, YOUS TAKING GEAR?"
by RhubelleDamira January 21, 2015
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Take The Kids To The Pool

Another reference to taking a shit. To "Take the kids to the pool" means to release your dookies in the toilet or any other place you'd like to go. Usually said when your going to have an unsolid one or in lots of pieces. Usually said only by men or totally awesome women.
MAN A "Hey bro i'm gonna go take the kids to the pool!!"

MAN B "Ok I hope they have a good time!!"
by petergriffin808 October 23, 2011
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Take Your Oil

Accepting your situation. Having no defence when in the wrong.

A phrase that originates from the City of Derry in the North West of Ireland.

Also known to be modified to include words that makes phrase more apt to a certain situation or point.
"I missed my deadline, I'm going to get sacked."

"Take Your oil"

"How was I to know she had crabs?"

"Take your bed hopping oil"
by Cake March 03, 2005
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taking a mean shit

The act of taking an extremely gratifying dump often resulting in extensive odor, grotesque size, and/or substantial clean up to oneself or facility.
Johnny Shatt, grimacing comically at his two friends at Bob's Big Boy, knew he pushed the limits having eaten 2 burgers, both friends' french fries, and a chocolate shake. Now, it was time to leave his final farewell to the restaurant...TAKING A MEAN SHIT! This final act would be the highlight to a beautiful evening with the lads.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
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