Reckless Spiderman

-After busting a nut on your girlfriend's chin you wipe it off and smack her best friend on the back of the head with it. Originated by Kelle Mccormick.

Kelle: "When I get out Haley and Caitlin are going to be getting The Reckless Spiderman"
Caitlin: "I'll fucking choke you."

by Caitbone June 25, 2009

spiderman

A term for smoking Weed. You Be Hittin all on that sweet Mary-Jane.

Hey man you wanna go play spiderman?
Hey you wanna watch the movie spiderman?

by Holler At Chur Boy July 21, 2006

spider web

When a man cums all over his mate in the shape of a spider web

by Ben Carroll October 30, 2003

Spiden

to grow clumps of hair from unusual places on the body, such as the ears or left knee

sometimes can be found in the goochal area covering up the genitles and creating a game for your partner/other half called "man or woman?" this is called a mega spiden

pete - have u seen marks spiden?
nick - yes, his knees were like the back of a bear
mike - i have a particularly erotic mega spiden

by Mark Spidon February 21, 2009

Spiderman

weak rip-off of Superman, the one true superhero. Also incorperates elements of Batman. A Clark Kent-ish kid, Peter Parker, develops superpowers in his teens (like Clark Kent) loses his uncle in an act of random crime (ala Batman) and dedicates his life to fighting crime (like Batman). Wears a blue and red costume (like Superman) works for a newspaper (like Superman) and has a rouges gallery that features a fat, bald multi-millionaire criminal (like Superman). Alter ego has to put up with abuse from cranky newspaper edior (like Superman). Infact, there isn't much torn from the pages of DC comics here. Spiderman is a rip-off. Much like every Marvel character has relied on DC Comics genuis, Spiderman is a poor mans Superman/Batman.

"Spiderman is the coolest character ever!"

"No. He's a rip-off of Superman and Batman. He sucks..."

by PepsiCola September 16, 2006

Spiderhead

Inserting a penis into a girls mouth while on all fours.

Her four limbs in conjunction with your four limbs create the spiderhead effect.

by Arachnophobia February 1, 2010

The Spider

A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 tubes come off of it. It is used as a funnel for beer for multiple people at a time. One person is required to hold it.

Jack held the spider and the eight kids funnelled down 24 beers at once

by Alex Torres January 6, 2004