Slap Cannon

Incredible powerful speaker system that can blow out ear drums and car windows. Capable of shaking the very ground you stand on.

WTF was that?

That man got some slap cannons blowing out everyones windows.

by cabdragon333 August 30, 2009

Chilly Slap

When you and your partner are having anal sex and you pull your cock out and slap your partner in the face with it.

Kim: oh yes, fuck me in my ass Tim, then give me a nice Chilly slap

by Ohioman August 1, 2009

slip slap

When a female (or male) gives a male a hand job using an excess amount of lotion or lube. Usually administered when one is too lazy to perform sex or oral sex. Term is used due to the "slipping" and "slapping" sounds made when ones hand is vigorously working the lotion/lube covered penis.

I gave Chris a slip slap this morning because I was too tired to give him head.

by tootus April 28, 2010

nut slap

To rub your nuts with your hand and slap somebody. If done to a fucktard the correct term is fucktarded.

Slap!...u have just been fucktarded

by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 13, 2004

beaver slap

When a woman takes her overly-loose pussy lips and binds them together with yarn. After her lips are bound, she then proceeds to "slap" them against her partner's eye in a backhanded motion until one of her partner's eyes swells completely shut...arrrrgh...pirate style!

The impact of Jenny's beaver slap rendered Jerry's right eye useless.

by assclown23 April 3, 2003

C Slap

Also, to slap someone's cock with one's face. This is derived from Einstein's Theory of General Relativity.

Wait... did she C Slap you? What a bitch! You should give her a White Christmas.

by Strokes McGee April 26, 2006

Textbook Slap

When your woman is going down on you, and you arent feeling it. You slap her in the head with a textbook.

When Suzy said, " by the way I have a raging case of herpes" on her way down, I textbook slapped her.

by The Palvorichk Thrust March 29, 2007