Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.
When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping
When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping
by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021
Get the Plop and Shop mug.Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.
Steph - where did joey go?
Steph - where did joey go?
by priaprismWOO October 2, 2023
Get the Shopping-Shits mug.Slang for describing a shop/building involved in money laundering schemes.
Inspired by the show, Breaking Bad
Inspired by the show, Breaking Bad
by NobleKonig May 28, 2024
Get the Chicken Shop mug.god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.
I saw Jason yesterday.
Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"
I saw Jason yesterday.
Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"
by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025
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A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.
Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.
A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.
Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.
Example 1:
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
Get the Pintu’s Plaster Shop mug.A large group of people that do shopping cart racing around many different stores every night after midnight. See the definition of shopping cart racing to find out more.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018
Get the Shop Speed Festival mug.A bucket shop is a company that sells a coat of arms usually with the inaccurate name of "family crest" associated with the customer's surname nonetheless if the customer in question can claim a link to the original armiger. You can often tell if a coat of arms is from a bucket shop by looking if it has the customer's surname in the motto scroll instead of a real motto.
Tim Johnson unknowingly bought a bucket shop coat of arms associated with his surname Johnson off a family crest website.
by the real Ioseb August 24, 2022
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