i like your shoes

i want to butt fuck you, being the large inmate i am

inmate : “i like your shoes”
inmate #2 : “that’s actually so gay on the low”

by sheeransters September 5, 2022

goodie-two-shoes

A person who surrenders his/her life to the parent of the opposite sex. He/she has a sexual relationship with this parent, and his/her life depends on the promises of this parent.

That goodie-two-shoes is mentally incompatible to build his own family because he is so fucked up by his mother!

by veggieduck September 24, 2006

I lost my shoe:(

Oh no! Poor Sammy lost his shoe! If found please call Dean Winchester who is done with Sammys moping

I lost my shoe:(

by ChristiSPN Winchester time April 29, 2019

took my shoes off

Getting ready to end your life by jumping off a roof

Just as I took my shoes off, "Hey don't jump now, please!"

by WHYTHOBRO February 3, 2018

Shoe up da pipe

When someone is fucking pissed and kicks your ass and their shoe gets stuck up your microscopic assholes

Kid 1: Your mom
Kid 2: Im gonna kick your ass!
*Kid 2 kicks Kid 1*
Kid 2: Haha, shoe up da pipe whore!
Kid 1: Owwie!! Do you have any vaseline for this?

by Shmeego May 5, 2005

Diamonds on the soles of her shoes

When a man, while engaged in sexual activity with a partner, puts the soles of their partner's feet together so the arches create an orfice and proceeds to bring himself to ejaculation by thrusting his penis between the feet.

"People think she's crazy, she's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes...now that's one way to lose these walking blues..."

by Pat Perkins July 21, 2008

took our shoes off

a slang term used to mean having sex, derived when a group of students were talking about sex and making up random slang terms, the terms coffee and tea were also used in this group

hey man me and this chic... we went all the way... we took our shoes off and everything dude

by shoebiedobie May 23, 2006