lot shotty

Short for “parking lot shorty”

A female companion who has been left in the passenger seat of her man’s car while he shops. Common sight at Walmart, liquor stores and other low class retailers

Common lot shotty activities include playing candy crush, adjusting their makeup and yelling “I have a boyfriend” and passing men

Went to Walmart today and the parking lot was full of obese lot shotty’s

Some lot shotty yelled at my for checking her out

by Handy Dan May 5, 2024

A shitty kris

Defecating in another’s trousers while standing up ,then rolling it around while sitting on their buttocks.

Kris gave gavin a shitty kris after gave him a rusty trombone.

by kristosticky December 16, 2024

The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.

I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town

by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025

Plum Shitty

When the situation is just THAT bad that you have to talk like a sports-watching stepdad.

"THE CHIEFS LOST?! Well this is plum shitty."

by Varentix April 9, 2025

Wet Shitty

When you spit in someone’s asshole stick your thumb in said asshole and put it in their ear. Similar to a Wet Willy

I bent Dora over a fence spit in her asshole and gave her the juiciest wet shitty she’s ever gotten!!

by Bano333 April 23, 2025

The Shitty

A nickname for San Francisco, California. SF is commonly known by locals as “The City”.
In recent years there’s been an influx in homeless public defecation on the sidewalks. Hence “The Shitty”

“I’m catching BART to The Shitty later, you want to come?”

“No way, I’m tired of cleaning excrement off my Vans”

by Slao Hole August 9, 2025

bustin a shitty

to make a u-turn or a shitty road manuever

he was bustin a shitty and ran into a parked car

by BAM89 January 14, 2008