(scientic name: tiburon/boxeo) a rare species of half shark, half junky found in the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico; Native to the Tampa Bay area, box sharks typically migrate in the summer to the sand bars of Treasure Island Beach, FL; Here, the box sharks spends the entire summer mating and following trails of drifting lettuce until a pod of baby hippos are located; Baby hippos make up approximately 99% of the box shark's diet, with 1% being sand dollars and starfish; throughout the year box sharks frequently ride the Florida Gulf Stream down and around peninsular Florida to prey on the marine life of South Beach and Biscayne Bay. For two and a half decades, the baby hippos of Central and South Florida have neared extinction because of the primitive Tampa Bay Box Shark.
Brent, where did that baby hippo you were feeding go? I don't know man, she went underwater to grab me a starfish... what do you think could have happened?! A Tampa Bay Box Shark is what happened, I'm sorry bro.
by Jungle Junky June 15, 2010
The forces that usually plague a person after he or she acquires a considerable sleep debt by sleeping very little (or not at all) for extended periods of time.
Sleep debt loan sharks may use schemes such as spontaneous microsleep, low cognitive capabilities, and (if the sleep debt is extraordinarily high) auditory and visual hallucinations, in order to make a person pay off his or her sleep debt.
As with regular loan sharks, sleep debt loan sharks can be staved off temporarily. In this case, it is through the use of psychostimulants, such as caffeine, amphetamines, ecstasy, cocaine, etc.
Sleep debt loan sharks may use schemes such as spontaneous microsleep, low cognitive capabilities, and (if the sleep debt is extraordinarily high) auditory and visual hallucinations, in order to make a person pay off his or her sleep debt.
As with regular loan sharks, sleep debt loan sharks can be staved off temporarily. In this case, it is through the use of psychostimulants, such as caffeine, amphetamines, ecstasy, cocaine, etc.
Edwin: Hey man, how 'bout you n' me go clubbin' tonight?
Godfrey: Nah man, them sleep debt loan sharks be keepin' me down. Gotta get me some sleep n' sh*t befo' I get real f*cked up.
Edwin: Yo man, two words: Coffee, biotch!
Godfrey: Nah man, them sleep debt loan sharks be keepin' me down. Gotta get me some sleep n' sh*t befo' I get real f*cked up.
Edwin: Yo man, two words: Coffee, biotch!
by Double A Tron March 18, 2011
A euphemism for masturbation.
by Deflator Mouse April 09, 2007
When something is as amazing as watching a National Geographic picture of a bunch of sharks going apeshit on something else, usually a human, large chunk of horse meat or a boat.
by WHCIwarrior October 14, 2008
When a gentleman would place his hands together as about to pray.. while his lady friend would be on all fours...
With out warning all eight digits would be finned right up the lady's grit pipe... the gent would gracefully clap while performing his moment of triumph
With out warning all eight digits would be finned right up the lady's grit pipe... the gent would gracefully clap while performing his moment of triumph
by Munky innit January 03, 2017
He didn’t get out of the water to go to the bathroom and suddenly a Coney Island Brown Shark appeared.
by Matty RockaWave July 25, 2019
by BottomBiter May 22, 2009