mr seavert

A fat, ugly, horrific piece of doodoo.

If your name is Mike Seavert and you are right now seeing this,

you are horrific and it's overwhelming how you put up with this every day. Quit, go to bora bora, leave, go to a gym, do anything else but stay here.

Bora Bora awaits!!

"Mr seavert is a fat ugly piece of shit you know I wanna do?"
"what...?"
"Jinx him falling down a flight of stairs and seeing it"

by imdownpapi March 29, 2022

Kumalala Savesta

Words used to describe goofy handsome lightskins like Kumalala, Savesta, Drake or Stephen Curry.

-The Kumalala Savesta niggas are goofy af

-Ong, but they are funny as hell

by Sir Quandale Dingle May 31, 2022

Kumalala Savesta

The Kumalala and Savesta tag team.

Kumalala Savesta are gonna kill Chesta today

by LeEpicestEpic June 8, 2022

Captain Saveahoe

When you're an Amazon Driver and you have to rescue people that can't finish a route by them selves or have to finish there route for a plethora of various reasons

His van died on route and I had to go play Captain Saveahoe.

by WiselSkielGrannel September 2, 2022

dog shave

Dog shave is the realest dog you will meet on the market from dropping shots in the Columbia to going a front flip on a 50 footer

Fuckin dog shave 🪒

by Dogs have September 28, 2022

neuron scavenger

a person who, by default, has no brain. They can only communicate by scavenging whatever neurons they can find, linking them together with chicken wire and gum, and then saying something. Because of how little neurons the person will usually scavenge, they always say the dumbest, most retarded shit on the planet.

dude: "earth is flat!!!:
scientist: "you're actually stupid"
dude: "whenever I go to my lake house, I don't see the river move. so the earth isn't spinning!:
scientist: "what a neuron scavenger"
dude: *silent because couldn't find any neurons to say anything*

by alikeobservant October 16, 2022

god save the king

the fucked up remix of god save the queen, which was an amazing song by the sex pistols

god save the king, the fascist regime? wait, that doesn't go as well...

by eeee4444 November 24, 2022