rusty spoon

when u get wasted at a party and pass out. The next morning you awake with some sort of silverware(mainly a spoon)up your ass for no aparent reason.

Chris:"how was the party last nite?"
Aaron:"pretty good, except for me wakin up with a rusty spoon!"
Dillon:my pants smell like fish tacos

by NiPz Is MyHerO December 18, 2005

rusty bagpipe

getting your cock and balls fondled while having your ass eaten

I was out with that chick Diana last night and she did a rusty bagpipe on me

by JPEB May 22, 2008

rusty palmjob

when a girl with tetanus gives you a hand job.

Last night I got a rusty palmjob.

by rusty palmer June 20, 2007

rusty hotpocket

1. to shit in the pocket of a pair of pants

2. to trap another under the bed covers immediately after shitting in the bed

1. I hate when Steve borrows my Guess jeans, he always leaves me a corn filled rusty hotpocket to clean up. He is a a-hole

2. Trish did not appreciate the footlong log she found under the bed covers when I introduced her to the rusty hotpocket this morning. Guess that will teach her to leave the toilet seat down

by misandry man April 24, 2011

rusty t

When a man/woman eats out a man's ass while simultaneously jacking off his cock.

Last night Sally gave me a rusty t.
T it up children.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Rusty Motorboat

When someone places their lips in the recently used/dirty butt crack of someone else, makes the "Brrrrr" sound of a motorboat, and shakes their head back and forth very quickly.

SEAN pooped himself a work and didn't have any toilet paper so KELLY gave him a Rusty Motorboat to clean him up.

by shifty pipeworks April 25, 2009

Rusty Venture

When you take your finger and rub around the guy's asshole, while you whack the guy off

The other day Tommy gave Charlie a Rusty venture while having gay sex.

by Atticus620 November 24, 2010