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rusty spoon

when u get wasted at a party and pass out. The next morning you awake with some sort of silverware(mainly a spoon)up your ass for no aparent reason.
Chris:"how was the party last nite?"
Aaron:"pretty good, except for me wakin up with a rusty spoon!"
Dillon:my pants smell like fish tacos
by NiPz Is MyHerO December 18, 2005
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rusty hotpocket

1. to shit in the pocket of a pair of pants

2. to trap another under the bed covers immediately after shitting in the bed
1. I hate when Steve borrows my Guess jeans, he always leaves me a corn filled rusty hotpocket to clean up. He is a a-hole

2. Trish did not appreciate the footlong log she found under the bed covers when I introduced her to the rusty hotpocket this morning. Guess that will teach her to leave the toilet seat down
by misandry man April 24, 2011
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Rusty Motorboat

When someone places their lips in the recently used/dirty butt crack of someone else, makes the "Brrrrr" sound of a motorboat, and shakes their head back and forth very quickly.
SEAN pooped himself a work and didn't have any toilet paper so KELLY gave him a Rusty Motorboat to clean him up.
by shifty pipeworks April 25, 2009
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rusty palmjob

when a girl with tetanus gives you a hand job.
by rusty palmer June 20, 2007
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rusty bagpipe

getting your cock and balls fondled while having your ass eaten
I was out with that chick Diana last night and she did a rusty bagpipe on me
by JPEB May 22, 2008
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rusty t

When a man/woman eats out a man's ass while simultaneously jacking off his cock.
Last night Sally gave me a rusty t.
T it up children.
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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rusty DJ

To perform anal cunnilingus on a female while reaching around to finger or stroke the clitoris.

The female version of a rusty trombone.
I got a great rusty DJ last night.
by rdj204 June 17, 2009
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