the act of quickly slamming closed the top of your laptop when someone walks in the room to hide that you've been watching porn
by NFL JACK October 24, 2011
Get the porn slammug. The act of two kitties going at it on film, for the enjoyment of people watching. Both kitties have claws and tails with fur all over, some toys maybe involved most time recreational use of catnip is involved.
by jon wasteland April 23, 2010
Get the kitty pornmug. The act of downloading a porn video, and while it is downloading you look at another video to jerk off to, after done you cancel the download and then later you wished you had it downloaded to jerk off too.
Me: Sweet I'm going to download video, i'm going to watch this in the mean time.
5 minutes later
Me: Alright I won't be needing to download this anymore.
6 hours later
Me: Porn Remorse
5 minutes later
Me: Alright I won't be needing to download this anymore.
6 hours later
Me: Porn Remorse
by CRad49 November 25, 2009
Get the Porn Remorsemug. by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009
Get the porn manmug. by Mohammed Bin Laden August 23, 2006
Get the ghetto pornmug. Amature porn shot in the parking lot or infront of a Wal*Mart. I've seen many examples on the internet.
Any CD or DVD that Wal*Mart won't cary due to sexual content or ofensive language.
Any CD or DVD that Wal*Mart won't cary due to sexual content or ofensive language.
by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004
Get the Wall*Pornmug. Describing the situation when a masturbating session is ruined by the camera changing to an undesirable view at the point of orgasm.
When watching heterosexual pornographic material, to suffer 'porn trauma' would be to reach the moment of ejaculation, only for the camera to pan to the man's ass or face, thereby ruining the orgasm.
by BrIDo88 April 17, 2009
Get the Porn Traumamug.