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Pick me

It's what delusional women say to women who have common sense and know how to treat a man. They use it, when your stance on a matter dealing with males, go against theirs.
She's a pick me. She believes a traditional man deserves a traditional woman. Not these new women, that require everything, but put out nothing.
by Piccausername August 11, 2022
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LICK MY PICK

For the memesters of the minecraft community. Instead of saying a naughty word just say LICK MY PICK.
Brayden: Hey Sandy
Sandy: hey Brayden
Brayden: Tryna LICK MY PICK?
Sandy: Is that even a question... obviously
by D ANDER DADDY January 29, 2019
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pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013
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Cherry Picking

When you follow someone who just followed you back and that person unfollows you to make their account look famous.
by Kevxx_ September 4, 2016
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Pick me

by Batman_123987 May 18, 2023
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Water Pick

When someone has a piece of food stuck in their teeth and no dental floss or anything else to get it out, so you offer piss in their mouth to dislodge it, similar to a real dental water pick.
Mike: I've had this chunk of meat stuck in my teeth and can't get it out. This is insanely annoying.
James: If you want, we can step into the mens room and I can give you a water pick.
by Kickballa February 10, 2018
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