El Paso Card

Unlike when someone pulls your card (throws you under the bus), the El Paso Card is pulled when you are at the urinal in your office building, you fart, and then right away someone walks in and says hello to you using your name, thus announcing to those in the stalls it was you who just ripped one.

Mike is standing at the urinal and farts. Phil walks in and says, "Yo what's up Mike?!" Pat comes out of the stall, looks at Mike and says, "Damn Mike. Phil just pulled your El Paso Card."

by Fresno Bob June 21, 2016

Rod Pasting

Gorilla-gluing your dick-hole shut.

I'd rather be rod pasting than playing Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric! Infact I'd rather fucking staple my nutsack to the ceiling!

by CoatlessEskimo9 May 23, 2016

Trash-Past

A virtual garbage can, container or space to put your bad feelings in, past wounds and all of the bad things you carry around inside of your mind, heart and/or soul, that are negative aka emotional baggage

I threw the list of names of people that hurt me throughout my life in the "trash-past" and I'm moving on with my life.

I through my tears in the "trash-past" because I am tired of crying over the past.

by Kimmystone November 10, 2017

The Past

Any time that is not the Present or the Future.

Person 1:Hey you wrote this 3 minutes ago.
Person 2: Yea its in the past.

by Juci September 24, 2018

post paste

Love juice that develops when someone sees a post that induces successful masturbation.

Connor was scrolling through online and saw an image that demanded action. As he was cleaning up his post paste, his mom walked in and expressed her disappointment.

by von groovy February 21, 2019

Flex Paste

The paste version of the blessing from the god Phil Swift, known as Flex Seal. Inspired by Flex Tape, the Flex Paste commercial references the “NOW THAT’S A LOTTA DAMAGE” meme and the “I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF” meme, showing that the gods above have given this as a gift.
(Was republished because of a typo)

Phil: To show you the power of Flex Paste, I took this chicken wire! Whoo!

by saltyfries47_yt March 8, 2020

Freshman Pass

A pass nonverbally given to all high school boys, older than freshman, that allows them to have sexual intercourse with one freshman girl without having any feelings of shame or any need to be looked down upon. They are then allowed to wait until she is a sophomore if they wish to date her.

Joseph: Yo I just used my freshman pass on Lucy.
Bobby: Damn bro, I’m trynna save mine until I really need it.

by Gquisty March 30, 2020