robert.x.pattinson

@robert.x.pattinson is very bald headed person on TikTok who is clearly obsessed with Robert Pattinson.

“Have you seen any of @robert.x.pattinson’s videos?”
“Yeah. They are so baldheaded just like her.”
“I know right.”

by baldyphobic December 26, 2020

Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

No body takes me seriously I'm going to pack a Putin

by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022

Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert

by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022

Pulling a Putin

the verb “Putin” refers to taking an object from another and then smoothing it over while you know you’re wrong.

He: You never guess what happened to me last night.
She: What?
He: I was ordering a pizza and Trevor didn’t want anything. When the pizza arrived, he pulled a Putin (Pulling a Putin) on me and ate half of my pizza.
She: Wow, that’s a nasty Putin.

by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 8, 2022

Pulling a Putin

Where you’re so ignorant that you make a fundamental misjudgment and end up killing yourself in a bunker

Looks like Donald Trump is pulling a Putin

by MMMuggles April 11, 2022

why do you praise Putin

What you say to a toxic person online when they act like they praise Putin, the cause of the chaos in Ukraine.

Person 1: You're the type of person who would shit from their mouth and pee from their asshole
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + didn't ask

by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022

why do you praise Putin

What you say to someone when they are acting like a total dunce online, so you say this just to get the best out of them.

Person 1: You're the type of person who would wear 2 circles on their chest in ROBLOX and say that this game is 13+
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + cope

by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022