mud on the beach

You arrive on site for a 12 hr shift and shit right away getting a greasy ass rest of day a real day ruiner just like mud on a beach

I've got mud on the beach now, so glad I shit beginning of shift only 12 hrs till I can shower

by Kittenwagon February 28, 2017

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National pass out on will websters beach day

August 9th is national pass out on will websters beach day, get so drunk you pass out on the sand.

"National Pass Out on Will Websters Beach Day" is described as a day on August 9th where people drink as much alcohol as they can until they pass out on the sand at Will Websters Beach.

by Hdbejdidn August 09, 2024

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Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.

by SearchFHG October 25, 2018

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porcelain beach

The part of the inside of a toilet bowl that does not include the water. It is the part that leads to the water similar to how the beach leads to water in the ocean. The porcelain beach is often the part of the inside of the toilet that gets marked when the kids are dropped off on the shore and not in the water.

I had to use the toilet brush to clean the porcelain beach after a doozie of a deuce.

by RJ to the P April 05, 2024

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Beach Hole Digging

A phenomenon in which a male (or a group thereof) begin to dig a hole in the sand on the beach. The result is a continuously growing pit, which attracts more males.

Possible side effects include:
- Extremely high levels of arousal in any females nearby
- Formation of some of the strongest friendships known to man
- Creation of a "pool", if the hole is very close to the sea and gets filled with water
- A brutal "hole digging deathmatch", if a rival party tries to dig a bigger hole.

Guy: *starts digging a hole at the beach
Other guys: *start helping him

Girl nearby: "Oh my god, looking at these guys beach hole digging is making me wet."

by Dubious.Life October 18, 2023

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