A "tap in merchant" is a football(soccer) player who scores a large number of goals by getting into easy-to-reach positions to score a "tap-in," which is a goal scored with minimal effort from close range and also lacks other skills, such as dribbling, playmaking, or a good first touch, relying only on being in the right place to score
by David_5 September 21, 2025
Get the Tap in merchantmug. by karss June 13, 2016
Get the tap and fapmug. When a lady’s partner is performing cunnilingus & they are terrible & have no flippin clue what they are doing, she will give them a tap on the shoulder, letting them know they can just give up. The Shoulder Tap means there is no chance in hell she was going to cum & she’s bored & likely irritated. She will likely never call them again.
Kelly: How was your night with Ruben? How was that tongue down there?
Jill: Horrible. He had no damn idea what he was doing, so I gave him the shoulder tap so he’d just fuckin quit already.
Jill: Horrible. He had no damn idea what he was doing, so I gave him the shoulder tap so he’d just fuckin quit already.
by Clean AsA Whistle June 19, 2021
Get the Shoulder Tapmug. by H baby May 24, 2020
Get the tap capmug. by Maxxx90 May 3, 2020
Get the cooter tap ballsmug. When TSA agents expose breasts during a vigorous frisking check up at any airport that has TSA. It often leads to sueing by th female victim
Wife: " Those people just booby taped me"
Husband: " What? you should sue"
Wife: " yeah the hell I will. No one booby taps me and get away with it"
Husband: " What? you should sue"
Wife: " yeah the hell I will. No one booby taps me and get away with it"
by cleverassholelover November 15, 2011
Get the booby tapmug. “Walk it like I talk it, walk it walk it like I talk it”
“Wrap it ‘fore you tap it, wrap it wrap it ‘fore you tap it”
“Wrap it ‘fore you tap it, wrap it wrap it ‘fore you tap it”
by Sonena March 27, 2023
Get the Wrap it ‘fore you tap itmug.