Sewer Ass

A serious condition in which the expulsions from your ass smell like sewer gas. This condition commonly occurs after eating ethnic foods, especially anything containing beans or broccoli. It is important to warn others of this condition before exposing them to it. Common symptoms of exposure include watery eyes, vomiting, and general disgust with the foul odor associated with this ailment.

John: "Whoa! That Indian buffet I had for lunch gave me some serious sewer ass!"

Rachel: "Oh my GOD! What is that smell? Will you please flush the toilet? I can't breathe through the smell of that nasty sewer ass!"

Frank: "Fair warning... I just farted and it appears that the bean burrito I ate has given me a bad case of sewer ass."

by The Giant Antelope May 15, 2012

That is America's Ass

Captain America's sweet Brooklyn ass. It represents America's ass.

"That is America's ass."

"As far as i'm concerned, that's America's ass."

by avengethetaco May 1, 2019

Crisp ass

A perfect ass.

Damn, I just wanna take a bite out of that crisp ass!

by A-mazz-ing February 3, 2017

ass-bo

n. clipped from assbolism. The painful gas bubble formed by forcing air through the anal sphincter. A reverse fart.

I'm going to give you an ass-bo if you don't lighten up!

Joanna's ass-bo was excruciatingly painful.

by Definite Article March 1, 2010

reservoir ass

When a pool of sweat accumulates around the ass crack region. The most serious cases of this disorder are often evident through one's pants.

Chris: Wow Matt, you have horrible reservoir ass.
Matt: Hey, shutup.
Joe: Yeah Matt, your anus has reached its dew point.

by P. Ness September 10, 2008

ass circumference

The circumference of that ass is always 69.8cm

Damn what is the ass circumference
?

by Bootyguru April 17, 2016

ass pudding

The next morning after anal sex, a mixture of semen and feces are found in your toilet bowl.

I fucked Linda real good last night, but she left a nice pile of ass pudding in my john.

by Garserdt March 30, 2010