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you're testing my zen

A Phrased that can be used when somebody is pissing you tf off. Zen is the feeling of being calm and not feeling the urge to punch somebody in the face when there being disrespectful so when your "zen" is being testing that means your struggling to not punch them in the face
random women: "you look like a rat"

me: "bitch you're testing my Zen right now"
by BreKatOwO March 3, 2021
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Test

Something you try to see if it works
by Fhjgfjjf June 21, 2022
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Reticle closing speed test

In a bit, I need to finish a reticle closing speed test cause I am gay.
by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023
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APRICOT Test

Acronym: A.P.R.I.C.O.T

An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.

A: Appearance

-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality

-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations

-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence

-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications

-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities

-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.
"Hey bro, how is that girl you were mac'n on the other day?"

"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."
by Nighthawk&crew December 25, 2017
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The Where Does He Live Test

The Where Does He Live (WDHL) Test was is a method created by Sunshine Hooks The Art Reader. This test instructs women to enter (inside) a man’s home during the early stages of dating him. This method is used by women to protect themselves from becoming romantically involved with men who are married or financially challenged.
I performed the Where Does He Live Test on this new guy I'm dating and come to find out he's married. That's the reason why he didn't invite me over.
by The Art Reader April 20, 2023
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Test

A stupid thing school makes you take every day basically.
Tests are a bad thing in school.
by Xavier Coleman December 7, 2018
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