the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??
by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015
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by The punster January 16, 2015
Get the January pants mug.Mild expletive, like gosh or darn. Regional. Specific to pockets of the Midwest, particularly the Cincinnati area. Etymology inconclusive, though possible origin is from Cincinnati native and professional baseball player and manager Don Zimmer, who famously brawled with Boston player Pedro Martinez during the 2003 American League Championship Series, an event which caused his pants to fall down.
by NightHawkHat September 25, 2020
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by Brodie Staxxx March 31, 2020
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She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.
by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped October 31, 2015
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by Not some British bloke October 12, 2023
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When my boyfriend sleeps, he is such a Mr. McFlashy Pants.
I am such a McFlashy Pants when I wear these hips huggers.
I am such a McFlashy Pants when I wear these hips huggers.
by Miss Tappz March 9, 2010
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