by Sad Sac November 15, 2020

a dude who doesn't know how to be single. it's not that he desperate for girls' attention but he just always finds a another girlfriend whenever he breaks up with one because he wants to
James: Her name is Martha. We've been dating since November.
Paul: Didn't you and Jessica break up in October?
James: Yeah
Paul: You're a girlfriender, aren't you?
Paul: Didn't you and Jessica break up in October?
James: Yeah
Paul: You're a girlfriender, aren't you?
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022

by Peachfish220 February 7, 2017

For all the guys that didn’t post their girlfriend on August 1st, part 2 is coming up! October 11 of every year. Make your lady happy !
I didn’t post her for National Girlfriend day part 1 so ima post her for National Girlfriend Day Part 2.
by 4k tray bitch October 3, 2021

“oh shit! it’s may 29th! i have to be extra nice to my girlfriend today.”
“why?”
“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”
“why?”
“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”
by CalliopeManga May 29, 2021

The day of which we all become devoted to out girlfriends (not that we already do that). But theres always a day for that :).
by theonethatstayed August 1, 2022

Something that I dont have (sadly). The only people that I simp for are video game characters. I am lonely.
Bob: Why dont you have a girlfriend?
Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.
Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.
by RayIsDum July 31, 2021
