Luke

Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.

Luke is cute. That's a fact.

by urfavoritebuttman69 October 10, 2019

Luke

Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.

Luke is cute. That's a fact.

by urfavoritebuttman69 October 10, 2019

Luke

A person who is a dad of robbert and has a big penis

Damn he’s a Luke he has a 15 incher

by Jdueydhfbdhej August 9, 2019

Luke McGill

sexy fella, who does not like the phrase cool beans homie, and is nicknamed Gum Bum

Its luke Mcgill

by Skeleton secretary August 25, 2019

Luke

Luke is a kind of person that will be almost anyone’s friend! Luke’s usually have blue eyes blond hair very cute and care about their appearance. Luke’s are nice sometimes dum and doesn’t care about what teachers, bosses, or anyone els thinks about his work.

Student: why dissent we get gum today?
Teacher: someone dident turn in his homework.
Student: who?
Teacher: Luke

by Allamah May 31, 2018

luke

A fucking jackass but a friend non the less.

Im friends with someone who i used to think highly of but now im not sure and his name is luke

by tezey June 1, 2018

Luke

Luke is a great friend who is supportive sympathetic funny has a great voice and takes your breath away every time you see him. He will always give you a hug when it is needed and gladly do so. He has perfect hair that caresses his cheeks when he grows it out and blue green eyes that sparkle with mischief, beauty, and curiosity. He can come off a little cocky but truly doesn’t mean it and when you get down to it, it isn’t his fault. He is strong and makes you feel safe so matter what. He is chivalric and treats his family with care. He is protective of anyone he loves and always wants the best for him

Luke is so perfect i would feel so bad at how jealous I would feel if he got a gf

by Geekytheatregirl June 3, 2018