Jordaned

To look common sense in the face, and doing the opposite. To be given the answer and not realizing it.

Today at work, I Jordaned the shit out assignment I was given. I didn't realize there was a second page to the report, and missed what I needed to do

by Sage on the stage October 14, 2021

Jordan

Literally so perfect, has a bit of a higher pitched voice but sounds sweet. He is very tall and sporty with an amazing body. His hair is fabulous and soft and you will always just want to run your hand through it. He is so caring and sweet and if you’re special to him he will do anything to protect you. If you cry, he’ll cry. If you are happy, he’s happy. He’s the most perfect person you will ever meet and you will never forget the time you had with him, he’s so funny and can make hilarious faces. He’s gorgeous and amazing.

Friend: who’s Jordan?

Me: don’t even get me started..

by GIDDY UP BITCH April 7, 2019

jordan spivey

The worst type of driver known to mankind

That guy was driving like a real Jordan Spivey

by Trjohns2144 December 19, 2016

Jordan 1s

Shoes by Michael Jordan (Basketball player) That are extremely popular these days. Known to literally make your foot bleed, says Jordan himself. He wore it to a game and his foot was so bloody. But their super cold and really nice to wear

"Did you see Michael Jordan after he wore those Jordan 1s
"Lol yeah his feet were red

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmom April 28, 2023

Jordan

Sweet caring always there gor you what you need him will be there threw everything never gives go on what he loves fight for what he loves and always pulls the most girls

Girls #1 jordan is so damn fine

Random bitch #2 omg Ima let me bend me over backwards and fuck me

#3 he can fuck me when ever he won't to baby

by SexyPornStar April 21, 2018

jordan fleenor

A music artist who sometimes releases music and makes tiktok’s.

Have you listened to Jordan Fleenor?

by pleasedontlistentome May 30, 2023

Jordan

She is very and bright in the mind. Jordan is a mix between an introvert and an extrovert. She has some friends but she doesn't have very many. Jordan also doesn't understand personality types. She is short, or else she is average height. She hasn't had any boyfriends, except 1 who basically didn't count, and she had one that she liked and didn't like but people kind of ruined it for her- at least for most Jordan's. Jordan is very pretty and usually pretty fit. She has an open mind and is very happy even though she may not seem that way. Sometimes she is upset or stressed with some things in her life but not normally. She is very kind and CAN NOT make ANY good jokes- they are only funny because of how bad they are. Jordan's LOVE kids, she wants to play with them all the time and she thinks they are super fun. Jordan has pretty long beautiful eyelashes. She is not so good at paying attention though. Although she can still do her homework, it just takes her hours unless she is in a homework vibe or productive, do stuff, get done vibe. Jordan goes through and has lots of different vibes. Jordan likes to play sports, especially swim team.

"Hey look there is Jordan sitting over with Lane!"

"Oh, she just fell off the bench laughing!!"

by Heyheyheyyy1800 February 4, 2021