Jordan

She's a Very Badass Girl. She doesn't open up to people like that. A very Sexy Body Curves Or No Curves still hot as shit.
Pretty Voice. Loyal,kind,Smart,Goofy ASF . She Cares About Her Fam And Friends So if You Fuckin Wit Dem You Fuckin Wit Her. She LOVES I MEAN LOVESSS Anime It Her Fav.She is Sassy At Times Too.She's Like Megan Thee Stallion Twin.

Jayla:Hey Jordan

Jordan:Hey Girl You Lookin Fine As A MF
Jayla:NAHHHH dat Is You

by YourLocalAnimeBaddie098 November 22, 2021

jordan

a heavenly being, the most beautiful person to ever walk the earth. a caring, loving, kind, and beautiful person. and also an amazing boyfriend. <3

jordan is so adorable.

by burntpickles January 15, 2023

Jordan

A young Pimp.

Jordan is a pimp, that’s all.

by CupOfJoe. November 22, 2021

Jordan

A "Jordan" is someone who will never beat a "Tyler". There is no foreseeable path to victory for a Jordan when a Tyler is present.

"Man I really wish I hadn't met Tyler. Now I lose at everything when he's around."

-Jordan

by Bucfan56 January 22, 2021

Jordan

The biggest cock I have ever seen it is the most amazing thing to ride it is so big I cant even fit it in me. His cock is so big that when it is hard you cant tell if it is the Burj Khalifa or his penis.

Jordans dick is the biggest in the world

by MonkeyMan69420Weed August 13, 2022

Jordan Beans

a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.

I just spilled Jordan Beans all over my mothers favorite machete.

by thelovelylittleladylamb April 9, 2011

Jordans

The beauty of shoes that just look so good that everyone just buys. Also makes people extremely addicted and make something call sneakerheads!

Greg: Hey bro, check out these new Jordans i just got!
Sam: DAMN bro they on fire!
Greg: I KNOW RIGHT?
Sam: Ima go get some be right back
Greg: Okie Dokie make it quick
*10 years later*
Narrator: Sam becomes a sneakerhead and buys every single Jordan out there after Greg's one were sold out

by alphexphyscho October 20, 2022