Johnny

1. An annoying person that exhibits elitist gamer mentality at the expense of common sense and social skills.

2. A person classified as a “Johnny” demonstrates the worst possible behavior and suffers from extreme mental retardation.

My friend from Canada is such a “Johnny” because he made a the mistake of purchasing Suicide Squad for full price and thinking it would be good.

by Chaos223 April 6, 2024

Vitamin Johnny

That sweet sweet white elixir shooting out of Johnny's tip that can cure all illnesses.

I was feeling under the weather, then I had a shot of Vitamin Johnny and I was good as new!

by Johnny's recipient November 28, 2024

Johnny

Someone who has a very cute name, very amazing person, likes games and alot of merch,. Black hair (mostly), and pretty eyes!

"Johnny is so cute" -Girl1
"Whos johnny??" -Girl2
*Points* "Him!!" -Girl1
"omg!! Ikr?!?1" -Girl2

by PumpkinWhat January 15, 2022

Real Johnny

Peeeedophile scary rapist

Real Johnny is a rapist and pedo

by CynicalWolf September 28, 2019

Johnny

A bit odd person that do weird actions.

Did you the person who danced naked at the party last night? Yes he's a "Johnny".

by Kiis1 March 2, 2023

Johnny mad dog

An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs

Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get

Johnny Mad dog just knocked of my missus and my dog the crazy old bloke

by Mad dog watchers November 18, 2023

Johnny

Johnny is a slang term for a totally awesome, handsome, sexy and a very intelligent human being (most likely man).

Damn, you're such a Johnny today!

by Such a Johnny September 14, 2017