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Jason

Is a very rowdy kid that is very short standing around 5'2 and has a 0.8 mm penis. But is amazing at irrelevant sports and overall is a very nice guy but he can get very obnoxious when around him for too long. Also, he tends to get violent when made fun of but he doesn't realize he's getting violent. He's intellectual in math but retarded in every other subject. He knows nothing about woman or men but he's dated before. He is also a MEGA WEEB especially when it comes to Naruto and Tokyo Ghoul. Love you, Jason,
Jason: I LOVVEEE ITACHIIIIIII
Everyone else: Jason, Shut the fuck up
by Benron Thamochoung June 3, 2019
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JASON

A fag who thinks he’s Canadian. Oh did I forget to mention that he has a small penis
by Bangkingd June 22, 2019
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Jason Bug

Everyone copies him just because his hobbies and traits are like herpes, once you get them you can’t get rid of them.
Aw dude, we got the Jason Bug and now we're buying RC Cars with flamethrowers on it.
by drummerboy10598 June 25, 2019
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Jason Paylor

"Hey, did you hear about that Jason guy?"
"Yeah, I heard he used his dick to set a building on fire."
"Typical. That's so Jason Paylor."
by Sour P.J June 30, 2019
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Jason

Jason is a really funny guy. He is super cool and is really fun to be around. He is better than anyone at piggyback wars. If you have a Jason in your life consider yourself externally lucky.
Bob : you know that kid Jason

James: yeah he is really funny
by Jgill07 July 8, 2019
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Jason

Jason is a great person who will protect his family and friends and will do anything to make them happy if you find a Jason keep him close he is a valuable friend to have. Jason’s often have a great sense of humour and know what makes you happy and what doesn’t
Jason is the best dad anyone could ask for
by YeetSam July 14, 2019
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Jason

Jason is short, white, ripped man with a backwards baseball cap and is 100% a fucking tool. Probably plays lacrosse or is at least a rich bastard going to USC on a fake lacrosse scholarship.
1: Yo, did you hear Jason got caught up in that USC scandal?
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.
by Uscjason March 30, 2019
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