Moving Boxes

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.

"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!

by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019

we have decided to move forward with other candidates at this time

The last thing you'd wanna hear after a job interview, especially when you thought you did well

*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2022

irene move

Someone that is being fake/mean/bogus and overall a terrible thing to do. An Irene move is the worst type of way for someone to identify you. There is nothing worse than that.

“Damn, I don’t like her no more for what she did”
“She made an Irene move, so ofc no one gonna like her”

by Slim.shadyyyy February 8, 2018

Move away in class

When the teacher tells yous both to separate to different seats in the same area.

Oh no Move away in class you wigger

by fjiohofjwp November 8, 2021

jared move

The Jared move a skill move in soccer. You would dangle your foot over the ball for about 2 seconds then move one way, and trick your opponent and go the other way. The first to use this was Jared and it has been used all over Australia and the globe

Jared just wrecked him, with (the Jared Move)

by The Jared Move May 15, 2018

moving nasty

To use spite, to be petty, or cause conflict by allowing others to question if you're doing something for the wrong reasons. Th type of attention that will affect everyone.

Homie has been moving nasty since his baby mother left him.
She's been moving nasty since homie told her no.

by Marcus Prime August 15, 2023

the Ghetto move

The ability to move a single chess piece to any square of their choice, effectively killing off any of the opponent’s piece on that square they chose.

Kings are excluded.

verb

“The Ghetto Move is the most powerful chess move to ever exist!”

by k-hot jalapeños December 31, 2023