by Sugaronastick November 26, 2019
A growing epidemic that causes males to believe they have been "friend zoned" by girls they are acquainted with, yet they have never approached the girl in a manner of creating a sexual or emotional relationship. The disease stems from a lack of confidence in oneself, thus causing one to create the social construct of "friend zoning" to cope with their feeling of inferiority and lack of ability to ask a girl how she truly feels.
Infected: "Dude I totally got friend zoned the other day. It sucks so hard. Ughh forever alone."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."
by Jimmithy Jimmers January 19, 2012
Friend zoned balloon sums up someone dumb enough to think a friendly relationship should include romance
🎈 Friend zone emoji is sent to a friend that is in love with you or wants a sexual relationship but you don’t feel the same way.
Here hold this 🎈 Everyone has dreams too
Here hold this 🎈 Everyone has dreams too
by Thasoul345 December 17, 2019
when you are barely hanging on to consciousness after a vigorous session of self-abuse culminating in the orgasmic climax be-gifted to all mankind
Man, last night I went straight home, and after about 25 minutes of web surfing, all I could do was zone out with my bone out!
by Bennjammin October 10, 2017
wow that was a good jerk off session now what should i do? Think i'll go to facebook and just Zone out with my bone out
by finger roll November 17, 2010
October 16th. This is for the friend zoned men. This is the day where any of your close female friends have to sleep with you ;)
by Heheheuknow October 14, 2019
having sex with a girl doggy style and then you pull out and put it in her butt, when she looks back you punch her in the face and then pull out again and put it in the woo hah again.
Man... I were humpin dis bitch and I bussed out a mad sick southern no fly zone donkey bunch on her ass
by Biggie and Bunnie November 30, 2004