Hipster

A hipster is someone with a beard or a absurdly short fringe, who rolls the edges of their clothes up unnecessarily

Kid: "Mummy why have those people got their jeans rolled up so high, and why does that young man have and old man beard?"
Mum:"Don't worry Charlie, they're just Hipsters"

by b3thamph3tamine3 December 2, 2015

Hipster

One who carries their camera in a wooden crate, coz camera bags are way too mainstream.

Will never admit to being hipster.

Zach is wearing a plaid shirt. Such hipster

by swagow May 7, 2014

Eskimo Hipster

When you and a friend can't tell if you both slept with the same person, or two interchangeably generic bearded hipsters.

Did you also go out with that guy over there or is he just another eskimo hipster??

by ArrowNYC June 21, 2019

Hipster

People who apparently don't know that google exists.

Person 1: "I like this one band..... but, you know, you've probably never heard of them."

Person 2: "Don't be such a hipster, man. Gimme five seconds and a phone and I'll have heard of them."

by deathsbinky December 1, 2014

hipster

Cool human with hand DRAWn MANGA TATS ON HIPS by GLOW N DARK MAGIC MARKER(S)

They 're hipster--- tats on hips.... matchin even. Cool. Well, this Los Angels county , figures.

by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn June 8, 2016

Hipster Hitler

A good web comic about if Hitler was, obviously, a hipster. 10/10 IGN

It's not.
But here.

Boiii 1: Boiii have you seen the latest Hipster Hitler comic?
Boiii 2: Nah dude
Boiii 1: its lit. Go read it you piece of shit.
Boiii 2: K m8

by TotallyHandsome August 14, 2017

Hipster

Definitions are to mainstream

Dude, you are such a hipster!

by Foxybitch September 5, 2015